weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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