I'm gonna have a badass scar
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. �Hello 29...
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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