is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Randomize
