i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Sorry about my life...
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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