Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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