I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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