She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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