there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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