Dual....:-)
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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