very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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