I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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