You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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