He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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