Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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