Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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