Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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