i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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