idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
