She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
