You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
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