Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I understand Curling. That high.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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