are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
he puts the penis in happiness.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
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