help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
It's official drugs can't kill me
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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