I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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