high people should be assigned attendants
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
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