When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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