Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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