Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
