There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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