apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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