How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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