we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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