I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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