you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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