I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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