Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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