Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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