They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
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