i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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