some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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