I must be too annoying 4 u.
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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