we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
love makes seman taste better
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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