This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Randomize
