You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
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