check it out our google latitudes are spooning
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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