my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I need water and some morals
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