How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Randomize
