You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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