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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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