your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Randomize
