and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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